Wait, I want a drink too!

Ryan follows MMP's directions on how to get a cocktail waitress over to your table.

1. Stand out in the open.
2. Take an ordinary bill and wet the back of it.
3. Affix the dollar bill to your forehead / face.
4. Await prompt and courteous service.
5. Consume watered down beverage.

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