Talk about waiting to the last minute. It is 5PM on April 15th, so I figured it was time for me to mail in my RI State, Maine State, Mass State and Federal Tax information. You may be asking why I have to file in so many states, well, let me tell you... I be strippin in the evening.

I can't wait until I get those gigantic checks, I'm gonna blow the money on the dumbest things ever. Here's a list of the dumb things I want.
1. Food Dehydrator - Screw paying 6 bucks for a bag of beef jerky, I'm making my own. Bitch.
2. 16:9 Widescreen Digital Television - I'm watching the red-sox in high def this season, damnit. And this isn't going to be any small television. We're talking 55-60 inches here. I want to be able to see this television from orbit.
3. Rims - I need bigger rims on the focus. Anything smaller than 18's simply will not do.
4. Rocks - "There's one thing you don't know about me Joe Rogan... I smoke rocks." Just kidding, no rocks.
5. Who's The Boss Season One DVD - Just kidding, this doesn't exist. However, if it did, I would own it.
6. Soprano's DVD's - Everyone needs these.

What do you guys plan on doing with your tax refund cash-ola?

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